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“When I first arrived in Emilia-Romagna,” writes Mario Batali in Molto Italiano, “I was shocked to see lasagne made so simply. Then I tried the dish and was surprised at how truly delicious it tasted. It is almost a miracle how a few such simple ingredients can create such a complex symphony of flavors.”
Yes, Mario, simple. Is that why it took me two days to make this lasagne, nee lasagna? I suppose I could have fit it all into one day, but the idea of pouring hours into the ragu before making a bechamel sauce and assembling the dish was a bit too much for me. I was glad that I had chosen the “easier” lasagne over the Neapolitan version on the facing page, which called for homemade meatballs. I was very glad that I decided to skip making my own spinach pasta, especially since I don’t have a pasta maker.
Not that it wasn’t worth it. Oh, was it worth it. I thought I had had lasagne before, but I hadn’t — and neither have you, if you haven’t eaten this. The rich, meaty flavor of veal and pork; the salty sweetness of Parmesan melted into bechamel; the bite of pasta holding it together: nirvana. I’m trying not to brag, but it’s one of the best things I’ve ever eaten.
What I’m saying is that it’s worth the tedious chopping of vegetables, worth the long simmering of ragu, the extra step of making a white sauce instead of opening a container of ricotta. It’s even worth putting up with Mario’s pretensions (we all know that besciamella is just bechamel sauce) and assumptions (that we have a relationship with a butcher who is willing to put pancetta through the medium holes of his grinder). Aside from the shortcut of dried pasta, the substitution of which I guessed at by cooking until pliable but not soft, I also skipped heating the milk for the besciamella and whisked it in cold.
The final product was stunning, and I recommend you eat it as we did: putting it in the oven during the AMC showing of The Godfather Parts I and II, and serving it in time for the Oscars red carpet. Between oohing at Anne Hathaway’s red gown and gyah!ing at Marion Cotillard’s fish dress, we exclaimed over our lasagne as well, declaring that the hours in the kitchen were well spent.
And as a reward, there will be leftovers.




